@Anonymous User wrote:
What I really need is a good brief summary of what happened in S7 of GoT.
@Anonymous User Well it's your lucky day cos I finished my S7 re-watch last night so...*
Dany has finally arrived in Westeros, landing at her ancestral home Dragonstone - hurrah! It looks bloody cold. Jon and Sansa are even colder in Winterfell where everyone rallies around him as King of the North. Arya finishes off the rest of the Freys and then makes her way to Winterfell, as does Bran (I'm not Bran I'm the three-eyed raven blah blah blah) to create a nice family reunion while Jon is off getting to know Dany and trying to persuade her to help him defeat the White Walkers who are marching to the wall for an invasion. Dany's too busy trying to capture Casterly Rock, but Cersei has teamed up with Euron and together they get one up on Darny - Euron captures Yara and the sandsnakes, and Jamie poisons Olenna for backing Dany, and raids Highgarden's vast gold for Cersei. Dany isn't impressed, so gets revenge by cremating most of Jamie's army. Samwell cures Jorah of his greyscale, and he goes back to Dany. Jon comes up with the brilliant plan of capturing a white walker so that he can convince Cersei they are real and gain her help in defeating them, so off Jon, Jorah, the Hound and others go to capture one - they capture one but are soon completely surrounded and outnumbered by walkers - just when it looks like their time is up, Dany comes to the rescue with her dragons - she manages to save the group but one of the dragons is killed by an ice spear and presumed dead - fat chance, cos after Dany rides off the walkers retrieve the dragon who has now returned from the dead and turned into an ice-dragon. Jon and Dany manage to persuade Cersei that the walkers are real and she sort of agrees to help - naturally, it's Cersei so she was lying! Jon and Dany get jiggy, and Jon finds out he's actually a Targaryen (shock, horror cos he's just got jiggy with Dany ... hang on, those Targaryen do that all the time so no worries after all!) While Jon was away Littlefinger did play and tried to turn Arya and Sansa against each other ... unfortunately for Littlefinger it didn't work and Arya does a faceless on him - goodbye Littlefinger! Theon's rescued Yara, Samwell's back with Jon, all looks well - stuff that, cos the ice-dragon's made a ruddy great big hole in the wall with his ice-fire and the walkers are on their way South ......
*some events have been removed for the sake of brevity and my poor typing fingers
